From MSN by Evon Chong

 JOKES & QUOTES


Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when u leave her a virgin.


Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When  girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!


The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm
when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted  Salty?!


Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u?
To see if u really mean it!


Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no  matter how well u do it today,
tomorrow u have  to do it  again.


Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex
with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.


Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only  happens once in 4 Years.


The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone 
is still getting fucked!


This week is Breast Awareness Week.  Spread the
slogan: We stare because we care!


The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls..
The Lord Almighty sentenced  them to : Hang Till
Death !


A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband
runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy  just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he
screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started
the second time.


What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby
is the result  of standing cock.


If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would  you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.


> What's the diff between a bomb n a condom?
> > In a bomb blast population  decreases & if a
> condom
> > blasts population increases..
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>  HAVE A NICE WEEK!