15 ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Pass to 5 Bright Women to make their day!

Pass it to a few "good men" too!!

Jokes from Mails

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
> > ************ ********
> >
> > Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> > He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book
> &
> > said,
> > "My Mobile No. Has changed.
> > Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ======
> > Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical
> College.
> > Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> > Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying
> him.
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ===
> > Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every
> > night.
> > DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> > Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
> > Ah Beng : If I die, will u
> remarry?
> > Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die
> will u
> > remarry?
> > Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
> > Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
> > Wife: How do you know??
> > Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody
> said,
> > Oh GOD! U have come again.
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
> > Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items
> are
> > missing,
> > except the TV in my house."
> > Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
> > Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
> > Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note
> saying
> > "Parking Fine"
> > He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks
> for
> > complement."
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= =========
> ======
> > How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
> > He is the one who erases the notes from the book when
> the
> > teacher erases
> > the board.
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========
> > Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one
> hand and
> > not on other.
> > So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that
> the
> > weather forecast
> > announced that on one hand it would be cold and on
> the
> > other hand it would
> > be hot.
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= =========
> ==
> > Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
> He picks
> > it up and
> > Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= =========
> ===
> > Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> > Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> > Ah Beng - If only the winner
> will get the cup, why others
> > running?
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= =========
> ===
> > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this
> > sentence into future tense
> > Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to
> jail"
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= =========
> =====
> > Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the
> > plants!"
> > Servant: "It's already raining."
> > Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and
> go."
> >
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= =========
> =====
> > A man asked Ah Beng why DS
> Najib goes walking in the
> > Evening and not
> > in the morning Ah Beng replied DS
> Najib is PM (Prime Minister) not AM

> A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine
> and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother
> Teresa next to him.
>
> Moral : BE SPECIFIC
>*********************************
> If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME
> thing in your life.If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY
> thing in your life.
> > ********************************
> When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask
> him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if you
> are still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
>
> *******************************************
> Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
> Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for
> the same Mistake.

1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.

The Female pencil got pregnant !!

Which Male pencil is responsible?


THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.



2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend,

phone rings! 'YES'.. OK, BYE'.

She turns to her lover and says,

THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.



3. Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.

Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!

Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!

Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!



4. Three Guys were introduced to a girl.

Hi,..... I'm Peter, not a saint.

I'm Paul not a POPE.

I'm John not a Baptist...

The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.



5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.

Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.

WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!



6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts

her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.

She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!



7. Yesterday's News :- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park

was raped by 4 guys.

Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.



8. Why do Indians talk non stop?

Guess.... Still dunno? OK lah.....

Answer : Becoz they left their full stop on their

forehead.

Want to know more about Japanese ?

There is an interesting article. You wouldn't believe it.

www.mynippon.com

I found one blog, well, I guess it's really a Japanese's blog.

takechiyo-mayuki.blogspot.com


Website
www.bookmice.net

Wedding of Daniel and Oliver

Oops, quality problem.



But anyway,

Their traditional culture, is to feed each other until the served plate is finished to become husband and wife.



The bridegroom breaking the ice with a .....spoon... heh, secondly he held a small hammer to free the Champagne.


Champagne inside the ice

Daniel's Father, Albert helped open the champagne.




Wedding cake has 2 stairs...

MSN article

你曾覺得孤獨？你嚐過幸福的味道？

孤寂、璀璨本就是形容詞，所有的形容詞都是比較的。

沒嘗過孤寂，又怎知何謂璀璨的人生？

孤寂又豈非人生之必經？



===人很奇怪，每次要到了失去後，才懂得珍惜。===

其實，幸褔早就放就在你的面前。

肚子餓壞的時候，有一碗熱騰騰的拉麵放在你眼前，幸福。

累得半死的時候，撲上軟軟的床，也是幸福。

哭得要命的時候，旁邊溫柔的遞來一張紙巾，更是幸福。



幸福本沒有絕對的定義，平常一些小事也往往能撼動你的心靈，

===幸福與否，只在乎你的心怎麼看待。===


你的心，充滿了幸福嗎？還是，溢滿了哀愁？

愉快的心情，敲你的心門時，你就該大大的開放你的心門，

讓愉快與你同在。
~~與你分享~~





懂得保護 懂得珍惜

懂得把握 懂得即時

愛一個人一不定要擁有，但擁有一個人就一定要去好好的愛她！

27-8-2009 Thursday

hmm.. What a day~

Once in a while. I have gathering with a few former schoolmates outing for drinks and shopping and watching movies.

My life events have gradually changed, it wouldn't be like before anymore.

When we were still in the same school, we can meet anytime we wanted. Duties all along, camping in school compounds, playing in PE session...

2 years after the graduation day, my road of life has already started to a new stage. Meeting new people in college, feeling that I'm odd and different because most of them were Malays and Dusun.

Life of College is somewhat relax, means you don't have to worry about getting up early and start class until 3.20pm everyday. But courses will be getting tougher and life getting lonelier.

Chasing goals and achievements isn't just me out there.They are too, just not in the same dimension square. Some has started their careers, some continuing studies in different states and countries. They can only come back roughly twice a year to meet their families.

So, 3 of us have gathering in Center Point. We browsed around handphones and CDs. 2.50pm we watch the movie, UP, a Walt Disney presents. Those graphics and 3-D really amazed me, they look realistic.



4.30pm, the show ended. We went back to the shop where Lim spotted her beloved.... pink >__>...Sony Ericson











There ya~




And... the new .... pink...

24-8-2009 Monday

First day Holiday in 1 week. I woke up 8.27am. Cleaning up my messy room after the tired 'war of book'.

Dusty everywhere, so I swept the floor, wipe the table, starring at the photos which was taken in Snow World, Ripley's Believe or Not in Genting Highland.

I will never for that day, 29-8-2005. yea... It was 4 years ago...


It was a great fun... yea...very great...... just that trip to Cheras (大马彩武术锦标赛2005)....

This week represented that week of 5 days competition in Indoor air-conditioner PE stadium before the team headed to Genting.

30th back to Sabah. On 31th, straight away the team joined the parade early morning for the National Day celebration started from Bus Terminal,Wawasan Plaza walking down to Wisma Merdeka. haa...



After cleaning the room, my Buddy was 'sick' again. I hate when things come disturbing my peace holiday.

I ran all over carrying my Buddy to Wawasan for repair. Problem still there, it might happen again in the future. Either is my new bought Hard Disk or my 10years old Buddy time of aging.

Resume to RO !

20-8-2009

It's a rainy day today.

Yesterday night. Around 7pm, my network failure... ohno... no network no computer NO RO !!!!! Not knowing what happen, I rethink of 5 problems might causes it to malfunction.

1. My modem
2. the wire damaged between CPU and Modem
3. the big head AC Adapter convert DC to AC for my modem
4. the network adapter
5. My mum didn't pay the bills (lol, kidding)

Today, early morning dial-up for customer service about the problem. The staff told me it's the network adapter malfunction.

To confirm the trial problem, I look for technician's help after finishing today's exam paper. He urged me to buy a new one which cost RM20.

AND, before I entered the shop, I took out my wallet and start counting.... "11..12...13...14.... aa... I only have RM18...>.<" cut down the bus fee.

It sells RM19.. still not enough, I asked for a lower deal. The sales boy replied"the price is fixed" And after then, I withdraw RM50 to buy that damn thing.



Continue to revision exam~

19-8-2009

Nice weather today.

On my computer desk... some noise distracted my attention. So I turn around and have a look...

FIRE !!! !!! !!!





nah, just the workers spraying pesticide gas in the evening, haha





(Took photos from balcony)



(Restroom seeing through the balcony)



(And my room)

Disastrous

Typhoon really has made a great damage in Taiwan, especially from the South. As the news said, it it the most disaster ever happen in Taiwan in the history.

Flood and landslides occupied, many resident areas and hotels have sank into the drastic river.

Many bridges were destroyed, many villages have become a flattened plain (you don't know how was it like before), even reporters were trapped between the land and the bridge among others victims.

Hundreds of people were still missing, rest thousands still trapped, rescuers risked their lives to save the people, some ended the chance of surviving...

This typhoon really made the day. Family members prays and waiting at the helicopters landing area for their separated loves to return safe.

Seeing the people fled their houses, stayed in high grounds, holding a cup of Maggie while watching the news weather...

I'm concerned about my Taiwan Taiji-teacher. Is he still alive?

Before the Typhoon strikes, Sabah area had strong wind and heavy rains, blowing down some old trees and weak residence roofs.

Very thick clouds covered the sky, it's like the end of the world. That's just the tiny tail of the Typhoon that we felt, what happens if it strikes straight to KK? No more.... nothing left.... just a ruin city and floating bodies...

And now, 3 earthquakes happened in four days in Japan... thank god, there were no sign of damage reported... but the Japanese felt strong shakes, it's like hallucinating.


The world is getting worse. What's your reason to live on now? We are like a downturn back to Stone Age, simply seeking for food and shelter during the natural disaster. Then what's our job will do good in the survival in that time, the world get to the worst?

Aren't joining armies or learning survivor skills are the best way for a standby?
Your point of view?

From BRUNO BOZZETTO

I'm sure some of you may have watch these, but I don't mind watch multiple times, because it's just burst out laugh. Best for relieving stress !

For newcomers, WATCH IS RECOMMENDED !

Drama Rehearsal (10 Aug 2009) *Latest Udpated*

All I can say is lame from the start. But, not until we start to write a complete script. They all Shhyook sendiri, writing what they are going to talk in the drama. As I can see, they are enjoying and laughing like idiots, that's the good part.

Our title is "Cari Calon". Our storyline is about a worried mother trying to make her son's wish comes true, which is getting married.

A 2 weeks of practice and rehearsal. Everyone seemed to be stuck with memorizing the script we wrote due to a short semester. But, after the idiotic laugh practice just worked them up without even memorizing but they're really into the joy.

In our script, there contains 9 characters including narrator. Dialog? it's all combination of Sabah language, informal Malay, English and Dusun.

Our drama presenting is tomorrow morning at 9am.

Our drama rehearsal after class. Arranging position and chairs. Action !

Characters from left to right:
Aunt Kalsom, Aunt Peah, Mommy, Mommy's son Kepok and the Narrator. The other 4 are Kekey the adopted child, and 3 chosen candidates, Sarah, Fasha and Maria.



When 1 mistake was made, the whole group just LOL ~ and goes "YEAH ~! Itu Lar BAAA", were actually supporting on them with more ~~funny ideas.


And so yea, 11 August... We had presented our drama in one of the occupied classroom.

We did well and scored 15/20 as part of our assignment marks. But, the other group (Hantu Si Opok story) were doing even better.

They went all the way to a rural village for shooting and make videos. yeah .. they have group spirits and money too, but we don't know how many marks they get.

Our script. Aiya... blur..

5 August 2009 Phew.....

I had my "best buddy" went down last Sunday evening.

The whole Monday and Tuesday, I had a very hard time trying to get some sleep because of the shock incident when I went to a mini-comp shop for continuing back up rest of my folders (Video & Music folders) but was told by an uncle technician that my Hard Disk couldn't be saved, not even formating can help which may result in all datas lost.

I brought my CPU to Wawasan for the second check-up. Seems came out good news, the problem cause was files corruption, still no idea why... as the young technician couldn't explain how and what cause it happens. Sucks that uncle

Now my best buddy IS BACK ON GAME, I mean alive. I back-up all my datas into my old Hard Disk for "Xi Bear"

I'm back on mood. Hope that it wouldn't happen again.

No Feeling

Read Slowly...

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?

I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them.
If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs.


Have u ever decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already
had with that person?

Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.
You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own........when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.

Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you?

Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not
care as much, or even at all.

Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?

We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we
don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us.
But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could
have had.

* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye?

*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? (even if it is that you don't care anymore)
*What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?
*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?*

People live, but people die. I want to tell you that
you are a friend.

If you died tomorrow (God Forbid)
you would bein my heart.
Would I be in yours?

If you care about me as much as I care about you
you will send this back

You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you, respect you, truly cherish you , most of all I CARE about friends


Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.


Remember, everyone needs a friend someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and takecomfort in knowing
somebody out there cares about you and ........... always will..

I care about YOU !!


Send this to all the friends that you have...all the friends that you've lost...and to all the friends you've lost touch with...just to let them know that you care...

Article from MSN

各位亲爱的朋友，希望你们可以认真去读完这封信息，这真的对你很重要，最主要的是，这些方法有90%真的很管用，尤其是遇到老千的时候：

你不知道那哪一些是正牌销售员，你遇到的可能只是普通的销售员，也有可能是冒牌销售员——也就是老千。无论如何，有很多人都不怎么敢拒绝销售员对自己进行销售。再多胆小也好，你也一定要主动进行以下的步骤：



甲、在他滔滔不绝向你解说或推销产品给你的之前或时候，一定要跟他说：“请等一下。”因为文明人嘛，总要很礼貌地向他表示你要在他推销之前确认一些东西。然后，请他交出名片、身份证(IC)和其他证件，例如驾驶执照，一一检查然后在名片上或你的笔记簿上纪录他的IC号码（因为名片是你收着的，要是他没名片，我觉得你应该赶他走了，因为大部分老千都没有名片。），还有别忘了询问他的电话号码和公司名称以及地址。

千万别嫌这个步骤麻烦，因为当你真的遇上老千的时候，有麻烦的会是你，要报警都不知道要怎么报，只拿着冒牌货在警察局里沮丧。



乙、看看他周围，问他怎么来的，例如汽车，如果你要更保险的话，连车牌你也问个清楚吧。问他有多少个人来这附近推销。以防万一，他们可能是集体来的，在你不知道的时候突然闯进你家或是在你后面给你一击升天。

通常有做亏心事的人，经你问了那么多关于他的问题后都会想要立刻逃之夭夭，不过也会有很厚脸皮的老千时候。


丙、让他推销，可是记得，无论如何都不可以让他进你屋子（如果你是在家的话）。首先你要知道他主要推销的是什么。然后你要叫他给你示范，可是就是不可以让他进屋子。最不可以忘记的是他推销完了过后问他价钱。如果价钱是超过RM50（大约中国人民币100)）的话，要立刻回拒，因为销售员不可能带这么贵的东西在身边。（如果是儿童书的话，你要仔细翻查有没有不良成份在内、或者缺页。不过我建议你还是直接去书店买比较好。）


丁、你买了，销售员一定要给你账单作证据。买了后，销售员不可以立刻离开，你要留着他，待你安装好了测试好了或者检查好了，才放他走。因为有可能他给你换了个有缺陷的产品。就算是假货，如果至少还可以用的话，那些被骗了的钱也罢，就当作买了个教训。


这些只不过是一些安全措施，因为现在的科技呀，变化无穷，我们不知道他们会用什么方法来诈欺我们，夺走我们或父母辛辛苦苦赚来的血汗钱。